Remember when I blogged about the first ebook in my series of 100 Things you Should Never Say? (If not, you can read it here.) Well thanks to the success of the first book and request of many, I am now following it up with one for the brides. Because we all know that brides do get out of line even though it’s their day. Of course, it’s not always because she is a bridezilla. It may simply be that she doesn’t realize what she is saying or doing is wrong. (Let’s not act like we’ve never been on the delivering end of an unwarranted comment that we never even realize was rude.) It’s never fun having to pull your foot out of your mouth; especially when that foot is dressed in picturesque pearl white, four-inch stilletos.
So it’s definitely time we keep these brides from experiencing a world of pain by preventing any feet inserted into mouths.
Stop bridal diarrhea of the mouth and let me know what shouldn’t be said…
Here’s what you should do:
1. Brainstorm those crazy, off-the-wall, funny, or just plain rude things you’ve heard brides say or things you haven’t heard but know they shouldn’t say.
2. Send an email to email@example.com with the subject line saying What Brides Shouldn’t Say.
3. In the email, state the phrase or question that should never leave a bride’s lips and why.
4. Include your information such as location, profession, or relation to weddings (i.e. wedding guest, bridesmaid, photographer, groom, seamstress, etc.)
5. Wait for my feedback
It’s that simple! And no, you don’t need to be a wedding pro or expert to join in – just someone who can recognize the crap that leaves a brides lips from time to time. Looking forward to reading your suggestions!
What things do you a think a bride should just never say?
TERRIfic Quip: Silence is the most powerful scream.